There comes a time in a person’s life where they cannot take a certain kind of stress anymore.
Oh sure, one of the big achievements of life should be to learn how to deal with every little type of stress that may come at a person. Because a person with strong character is defined as one who knows how to respond to adversity, as it doesn’t really matter how they got knocked down in the first place.
The time has come that we all fold the toilet paper over the top of the roll. The underhanded dispensing method has got to stop.
Imagine yourself on the toilet. Could be your toilet, could be your neighbor’s, could be your grandmother’s. And you know Gramma has her toilet paper dispensing correctly. Gramma does everything right, that’s what makes her the Gramma.
Now you’re sitting there, right? In all your bottomless glory. You’ve done your filthy business, you’ve gotten through your magazine article, checked all the email you had waiting for you on your smartphone, and the last thing you want to have to deal with is the potential “crusting over” issue. If it hasn’t crusted over already. And this tends to happen when you have available toilet paper…except you can’t unravel it, because the available end of the roll isn’t exactly available due to the fact that it’s been shoved back behind the casing that houses the very roll you’re trying to attain a few factory-quilted squares of toilet papery goodness so that you may wipe what needs to be wiped.
The ease of access means that you had one less stress in your day. And that’s what it’s really all about. Fold the paper over the top of the roll, and allow it to hang, ready to be accessed by the next person that uses your fucking toilet.
And that’s my giving a damn.