It’s Not The Breaking News You Think It is

Everyone knows at least one annoying person.

Sometimes after being friends with someone for many years, you end up at a crossroads with them that you know that you’re not willing to pass. And it’s because they’re fucking annoying as all hell.

And the way that they’re the most annoying to you is the depth to which they’re so self-involved that they think they’re the only news source alive for things that everyone else knows about. Like when you’re sitting with them at a meal somewhere in a restaurant, and they bring up some kind of celebrity trivia that everyone else in the world has known about since the day it happened. Or the discussion may steer towards a famous athlete who kicked everyone’s ass in the football game this past weekend. And these conceited jerks do it anyways. Because they just don’t understand any other way. Probably because no one has ever really called them on it. Or, if they have, it hasn’t stuck.

It could be a form of autism, I don’t know. It’s just annoying as shit. So if you’re one of these people, please climb the fuck out of your own ass. Being slightly less annoying in this sense may lead to being a better person yourself. Thanks kindly.

And that’s my giving a damn.

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